It confounds me to hear repubs calling liberals “snowflakes” and “cucks” when all they seem to do is piss and moan about absolutely everything.

You will not believe what my investigators are finding in Hawaii! You will be shocked! You’ll see.

If I had a nickel for every time these Republican assholes said “snowflakes”, I’d be on my $100 million dollar yacht sipping top shelf brands. The “snowflakes” are the ridiculous creatures within the Republican party who contribute nothing beyond being white, male, fat, under-educated and overpaid. 

“These people on the far left are really insane and dangerous.”

It couldn’t possibly be that Trump is hated because he’s a vile, mean-spirited, condescending bigot who doesn’t even do us the courtesy of serving up his disgusting shit with even a hint of intelligence.

lol i’m so sorry i missed that 2005 episode of the daily show

He also said he was going to defeat ISIS. As of day one. We were supposed to be terrorist free as of January 21st. I am pretty sure they are still out there.

I am mystified as to why Trump et al think that the appointment of Gorsuch was such a big win - it was going to get done cause the Dems had no way to stop it - so what’s the big deal

They spent 8 years stomping their feet, obstructing everything, calling Obama “nobama” or worse and yet now they want everyone to suck it up? Shut up with that shit.

As I said to my father-in-law during a quiet moment, it’s not like the previous group supporting the ‘party not in the White House’ left a particularly sparkling example of how to ‘suck it up’....

Sooo... He’s basically not accomplished anything that takes more than using his infant sized hand to scribble his signature on a piece of paper. Given the job of the president, I have three kids under the age of 11 who could have done what he has done.

“FAILURE FACE”

It’s almost like he had no idea what it took to actually be President as he was always utterly unqualified to hold the office!

Am I wrong, I seem to remember a lot of “On Day One” promises on the campaign trail. I also still want to hear how that “secret plan to defeat ISIS” is working out.

Just what DID Trump promise to accomplish in his first 100 days? From his “100-day action plan to Make America Great Again”:
- label China a currency manipulator - NOPE
- suspend immigration for “terror-prone regions”- NOPE
- get his Supreme Court pick confirmed
- roll back regulations
- push “clean coal”
- repeal and…

Shamelessly drinking beer before noon here. Does he think people don’t remember he was the one endlessly touting what his accomplishments would be during the first 100 Days? And yet now it’s an some bs I don’t even feel like looking to see what he called it. He’s consistent in his inconsistencies, at least.

Oh, the shutdown is happening and it’ll be glorious. Watch as a President blows everything up because he wants funding to build his glorious wall! Enjoy the Republicans try and put together a short spending bill while trying to balance Trump’s ridiculous budget, his request for the Wall, tax cuts, AND the demands of…