Yup, this pisses me off to no end. People in the US who voted for a literal rapist, defended his sexual assault of women, and shamed and mocked his victims don’t get to lecture me about how I should be afraid of Muslim dudes raping me.

Shout-out to the troll who I just dismissed who said that since the asshole who preyed on me was under 26, it was no big deal.

I’ve also heard that, and it’s horrible. I wouldn’t wish that on the worst person in the world.

Plus, gay people know the Christian right doesn’t like them. That’s where most homophobia in the US comes from, that’s who’s fought against gay rights all these years. No one was fooled when right-wingers were suddenly oh so “supportive” after Orlando, but there were an awful lot of “stop using our tragedy as a…

I’ve heard the suggestion that students should have bought all the tickets to his UC Berkeley speech and then just not shown up, instead of protesting and calling more attention to him. Unfortunately that would never have happened, but I would have LOVED to see his face when he appeared at his “sold-out show” and was…

I had an asshole for a coworker. He was also hella conservative, family man, etc. One of my male friends’ 16-year old daughter was interning at the company and dipshit asshole didn’t seem to think there was anything wrong with telling my friend in great detail on how hot friend’s daughter was, etc etc. It wasn’t just…

Wait... they’re holding their event at a hotel that’s not owned by the President?

Aww, don’t waste perfectly good over the counter meds.

Looks like the logo of a 1990ies European dancefloor act.

Heeellll yeah! It almost has as much edge as milo himself does. Almost.

And some Midol, but only to the male ones. You know how insulted they would be by that.

Yeah, I have some scuzzy coworkers who are gross like that. I always mention the Dave Atell bit about “barely legal? That means you’re almost a pedophile, dude...”

Oh God yes this is BRILLIANT.

It’s probably his main hobby.

LOL, “important perspective”... oops.

CPAC. What a bunch of liberal elites, suppressing his FREE SPEECH like that. If he wants to fuck 13 year old boys, that’s his first amendment right! You can’t just silence him because he’s telling it like it is!

Man, I tried REALLY hard not to know about this guy, but it cannot be avoided.

Don’t forget to include a Kleenex. You know those conservatives tend to get really emotional.

Instead of postcards, I’m going to start mailing paper snowflakes to Republican members of congress. Write a letter on regular paper, then enclose a hand made paper snowflake.