You ready? Hold onto your butt:

1/3 of Trump voters think the Emancipation Proclamation was a mistake.

That’s the beardo! His wackadoodie fanboys are why we’re stuck with Drumpf.

1/3 of Americans think you have to be a English speaking Christian to technically be considered “American.”

You mean the guy who turned himself into a ghost so he could fuck a virgin but not really fuck a virgin who would give birth to himself so he could kill himself but not really kill himself and then come out of a cave and be like, “Just kidding you guys, now you know that you have to stop sinning because I killed…

42% of Americans also believe the world was created less than 10,000 years ago by an imaginary beardo, whose son rode dinosaurs. Have you noticed that there is a LOT of stupid in this country?

And more than half of his voters believe that the Muslim ban is necessary because of the Bowling Green Massacre.

The missile issue isn’t really connected, and it’s not that the Russians tested something. It’s U.S. intelligence revealing that a missile we tried to get the Russians not to deploy is now being deployed, basically saying fuck you to a critical nuclear arms treaty.

Mattis isn’t against NATO, though, and it would be unwise to cross him after they already pissed him off with the travel ban. That dude’s oath is to the constitution, not whoever is in the Oval Office, and I think he takes that seriously.

The US has undergone a soft coup in this country because Hillary was mean to Vladmir Putin.

This thing with Rosneft, the 19.5% mystery stake. etc. was something I’d dismissed as tin-foiled straw grasping, but every day something else comes around to make it sound a little less absurd.

Considering most of them are all religious rich people, you have no idea how “bad” it can be. Money and religion never mix, and when they do, you get some of the worst human beings on the planet.

Maybe Twitler and the Idiots are more inept than what Putin thought he was getting.

I think they own his sorry ass. I know I’m a liberal, so I can’t really fathom what those idiots are thinking when they look at him, but honestly, does anyone think of the word “patriotic” re trump? I’ve never gotten the least impression he cares about anything but himself.

trump is a moron who made a deal with russia because he thought he would get rich quick. Dummy trump didnt realize he was a pawn in a much bigger and more dangerous political game. Dummy trump is fucking up so bad that he’s ruining both his own plan and putins plan. We may get out of this alive.

The shit they have from the RNC must be really, really bad.

I think it’s becoming more and more clear that Trump colluded with the Russians to throw the election in return for him lifting sanctions on Russia for invading Ukraine (and whatever else they do in the future).

Guys, I’m freaking the fuck out. Something is deeply, deeply wrong here. For the end purpose of what, I don’t know. I’m assuming now everyone is compromised and that includes comey.

According to that Rogue POTUS account (assuming it’s legit) they said Sally Yates was fired for telling the White House that Russia was blackmailing Trump, not for defying the order. If it’s true that Trump knew about this all along and let Flynn continue to handle national security matters for several weeks…