The more you know, the more you realise how little you know.

And apparently, he got debriefed on the NK missile test IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT with dozens of people within ear shot. But at least he didn’t use a private email server!

It’d be great if he could at least seem like he’s listening to his guest. Basic courtesy, y’know?

Yes, Abe is ideologically too the right. Still, I was surprised that he’s acted such the fool so publicly. If Japanese politics is losing its mind, we are in real trouble.

I’m embarrassed that the only lasting thought I had about this press conference was, “BUTTON YOUR FUCKING JACKET, YOU SLOB!”

I love what John Oliver said he’s going to do: put ads explaining basic concepts on Morning Joe and shows on CNN and Fox, directed at Trump.

Sorry, love, nearing a second doctorate is more than moderately well-educated.

I think the missing earpiece was earlier in the day. But yeah. So bloody incompetent, unprepared, ignorant and useless.

And he didnt wear his translation earpiece! He was just nodding along. He’s ridiculous.

Basically you could bribe a waiter and find out government secrets. Kind of like how tmz does.

He’s the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever witnessed.

“Incurious” has become my new favorite word. Like, can you imagine living a life where you were actively ignorant? Where you were not motivated to, like, know things?

Last night’s joint statement with PM Abe. Just watch the body language. The Mango Mendacity is seething that TWO other people are getting the attention (PM Abe and translator). But someone clearly sat on him and made him promise to only make that 15 second statement.

Ooh, found it:

24 pt type. Comic Sans.

And apparently, he got debriefed on the NK missile test IN THE FUCKING RESTAURANT with dozens of people within ear shot. But at least he didn’t use a private email server!

He’s worse. My niece is in that age group, and although she has all those traits, she’s also fascinated by the world around her and quite willing to copy others who she sees doing work. She also understands sharing and saying sorry when you’re wrong. If he had even that, he’d be a marginally better president.

Someone wrote a letter to the editor to the New Yorker this week, asking that the magazine refrain from comparing Trump to a toddler.

In addition to the above, apparently the cia doesn’t trust the current administration with Russian intel because they suspect the executive branch is compromised. Let that sink in...

Maybe hire doubles of Fox anchors, and broadcast in Trump’s TV a special edition with the orders he should give.