Oh goody

How many Trump aides does it take to screw in a lightbulb....?

“Like a smart person,” only dumber.

Don’t you know fungi work best in the dark?

You forget:

“No Mr President, leave the lights off they hurt my eyes.”, Steve Bannon

If I remember Pres Obama raised the Federal Minimum Wage to 10.10 per hour and one of the first things So Called President Trump did was to lower it back to 7.25?

Authoritarian figures don’t want to appear as if they don’t know something. So they’ll just sit in the dark rather than appear weak.

He fired them all. That’s why it’s such a perfectly analogous situation to the state of our actual government. He fired everybody when he took over and how his hired monkeys can’t even figure out how to turn on the lights.

The Obama’s installed the clapper for him right before they left, but no one accounted for the fact that his small hands cannot make enough noise to activate it.

Choosing to literally sit in the dark because asking for help is a shameful indicator of weakness is so on the nose I don’t know what to do

Kind of hoping Obama left a tiger behind one of those mystery doors.

Agreed! I’m good with directions and remember things, but I can’t tell you how annoying it is that I’m the only one among my friends who actively uses Google maps. It’s like people just automatically expect me to know things. Just because I know where NSE & W are while in Manhattan, doesn’t mean I magically know where…

I also imagine the maintenance staff laughing behind his back and not volunteering the information.

I love this thought. Everyone’s Uncle Joe, quietly walking around (‘cause he knows Barack won’t approve), unscrewing light bulbs, maybe opening a few light switch fixtures and pulling a wire here or there. Or maybe... Maybe that’s why he got the Medal of Freedom.

Reports were that his team never accepted the offers from Obama’s staff to brief them on the day to day stuff. Most have a transition team that is responsible to deal with all of that. Trump just tossed everyone out on the day of his ignorant-aration.

You know he saw those memes, and was like ‘you know, that’s not a bad idea’ and ran around messing with stuff on his way out the door.

Yeah, my late grandfather referred to this as “Stupid Proud.” It was what he called folk that know they are being stupid but nonetheless decide to power through rather than acknowledge any need for a helping hand/change of behavior.

Ha ha! But probably more like:

I bet Joe had something to do with this. He probably just unscrewed all the bulbs so none of the switches appear to work.