Well, there’s no way of knowing what “better” means to her so yeah, let’s just hope she’s not in the obituaries section one of these days.

Mommy-memoirs, though. Christ. BITCH, YOU DID NOTHING BUT POOP OUT A KID. GET OVER YOURSELF.

People like Cat Marnell are part of the reason it’s so insane to me that people still want to claim the US isn’t a country with deep, deep class divisions that tend to be reproduced quite independently of a person’s actions. If Cat Marnell had been born to a working class family, she would have spent lots of time in…

I’m not that old really, but I think I’m officially too old for memoirs and fictionalized tell-alls depicting the supposedly glamorous, designer-labelled lifestyle of the hangers-on of the rich and/ or famous. Maybe it’s because at this point in my life I’ve actually known people who were or are part of that scene,…

Oh my god, I’m so stupid sometimes. I agree he’s an exception. I would have also said Charles Bukowski when I was younger but I think I’ve changed my mind about him.

New mom think pieces - UGH! It’s either “I never had a reason for living until now. There is no greater experience in life than giving birth to life. I am now whole.” Or “This is so tough, guys. It’s really hard. You think you might be tired, but you’ve never actually been tired unless you’ve had a baby.” Childless…

Duckman, the cartoon that ran on USA in the mid-90s, had an episode with the premise that the cure for cancer had been discovered long ago, but the medical establishment and pharmaceutical companies were suppressing it because cancer makes them so much money.

Remember Cat Marnell’s essay about how abortion is bad and terrible and totally murdering a baby, and yes she’s had lots of them and will undoubtedly have more because she hates condoms and birth control makes her fat which makes it perfectly acceptable in her case, but they’re still horrible when anyone else has…

I want to fuck ALL of your relatives!

New fusion genre : new mom drug addict memoirs! She’s pretty, blonde, on drugs....AND A MOM 😱

I find a lot of Cat’s writing fascinating in a dark way (I also have seen pretty much every episode of Intervention, for whatever that’s worth), but I find no aspect of her life in any way glamorous or appealing.

Make up your mind, fascist muppets. Either librulllls are sex crazed fuck machines bent on exposing their genitals to the unspoiled youth of the nation or they’re a bunch of sex hating wierdos that desire to outlaw natural copulation and have government controlled breeding confined to test tubes and petri dishes. They…

Yeah but I wonder what kind? I hope it’s not just a bunch of River Phoenix’s personal items

Not enough people telling them no, hell no, fuck no, not if you were the last person on earth and we are tasked with repopulating the human race no.

Now I understand why Johnny Depp was being such a dong about paying Amber Heard her money.

That’s apparently a ‘59 Les Paul guitar in that picture, which alone is worth $500K-$750K’ish. What a dork with his “rock star” gear.

I bet he isn’t because he’s concerned with privacy. Which makes owning several of those places - a horse farm, of all things! - pretty ridiculous. Imagine the kind of staff they’d need.

Johnny Depp now looks like a foul smelling Steven Tyler wannabe.

every Democrat needs to realize that obstructing the government, blocking nominees, preventing votes, filibustering, etc has no fucking negative implications anymore.