Basically all I got out of the whole speech was, “I’m president, looovvee meee”

Maybe someone should hand out bootstraps to him and his cabinet?

cannot unsee. arm length is boggling my mind as well.

SAME. I’m thinking about changing careers and becoming a journalist, just so I could completely tank my career by asking him, “does mama need to get you a snack?”

I’m sure there are plenty of things my son doesn’t tell me, because I’m his mom, but in general I am always awed at how open and communicative he is with me. My mom made everything about her, I truly felt as a teen that if they were the last people alive on earth, then I’d have had to scrawl notes in the dirt to…

we really need to start trolling him direcetly on twitter

I think there are decent odds on the first State of the Union being at least 50% about his Twitter feed.

And this is four fucking days into his administration. I can’t even. How long before Trump goes full Network on live TV?

This is what happens when you have literally never had to work to overcome a single fucking thing in your entire privileged life.

I want to march again this weekend to say that even a weaker second march drew more people than his inauguration.

I wasn’t going to go to the march, but then I realized that the more people went, the more upset Trumpie would get. I marched out of sheer pettiness, knowing that this is truly our greatest weapon against the Mighty Cheeto.

I hope everyone continues to harrass them. This behavior is pathetic.

This is the guy that said he was going to be the Best President Ever and he gets unhinged at any criticism at all.

Two things:
“I think it’s important to understand that whether it’s the president himself, the vice president, the senior team, the volunteers, or the people who are out there just in america that voted for him that walked the streets or put up a sign, that to constantly be told no no no and to watch him go yes yes yes…

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

We never under any case try a child as an adult, that’s why we have a juvenile system. Unless, of course, a case meets the very strict qualification that people need vengeance, in which case, we can bend the rules a bit and ignore the realities of different brain chemistry and development.

Oh man, I’m sorry. That’s an extra layer of insult on top of injury. I just had sisters so we were all on lockdown. I remember the Virgin Suicides film came out when we were in high school and my friends said OMG that’s your family. Thanks! On one hand it’s probably wise to try to protect girls from boys and men and…

My parents were loving, open, non judgemental parents who gave reasonable freedoms and consequences. They are the best parents Ive ever seen. I still felt that way. I hid everything. Because they just “wouldn’t understand.” I hid when my best friend tried to murder me bc they wouldn’t get that she was sick, they’d…

One of my greatest irritations is when people I assume are intelligent argue that because developing minds (aka, preteen girls) “knew what they were doing,” that they should be tried as adults. Knowing what one is doing isn’t part of being an adult, it’s part of being sentient. Dogs are fucking sentient. Octopuses are…