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My new fav gif is just so perfect

Oh god but tree is a mess. It looks like a monstrous, shapeless, prickly shrub someone dragged, then squeezed into the hall.

There have been places where women have used abortions as regular birth control, though the myth of it in the US is pretty ridiculous. Rather tellingly, the practice tends to change quite quickly when other forms of birth control become readily available and socially acceptable. It’s almost as if women are able to

This. I know people who actually believe that women use abortions as regular birth control. Yes, because why take a pill at little or no cost when you can feel all fancy and have your uterus scraped out for several hundred dollars a pop? It’s so fun and the cramps and bleeding are amazing (and don’t forget the kind

I foolishly dated a Republican for a few months years back, and he asked on multiple occasions how many abortions I had had — and when I told him none, he refused to believe me because, according to him, I was a liberal woman who liked sex, so I must have had a bunch and why was I lying to him? God, he was horrible.

Bob’s is adorable. I hope you do try it, and love it when you do! The drawing style can be off-putting at first, so be warned about that, but it’s worth pushing through that reaction if you have it. They’re just GREAT characters.

Incredibly, you just managed to make me feel envious of Rob Kardashian, of all people in the world.

I had very little opinion on her until now, and after reading this I’m firmly anti-Dunham. She wishes she had an abortion, not because she regrets carrying a pregnancy to term, but because... ? She wants to be part of the abortion club? Are abortions the new cool thing? She regrets not experiencing several weeks of

Aw. How sad for her. She’s an educated white lady from a privilaged and liberal family which means she’s always had access to sex ed and birth control.

Hahaha. Hahahaha. What? Was it immediately like BUT I HAVENT BC PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS AMAZING AND THATS WHY IVE NEVER HAD AN ABORTION? Because that would get a pass. But since it’s Lena I am going to assume she was just like “hey you know what would be cool, if I had had an abortion. That would totally suit me, you

Oh, what the fuck. I haven’t had an appendectomy and hope I never need one, but I’m firmly in support of the right of people who need them to obtain them.

Like a middle aged drunk auntie who rolls in on christmas eve several airplane cocktails in and comes downstairs after unpacking with no pants on and instantly brings a new vibe to the family christmas show. Totally been there.

I think if you got Diego Luna and the actor who plays Jaime on Broad City together in one room, the universe would automatically heal itself and we would go back in time to December 2015 for a do-over.

Mimi is happy with her boobs, and I am happy for her. Actually, she probably spent an hour getting glammed up to point them at that big ol’ Christmas tree for Instagram. It’s hard work. Your assistant has to get the Air BnB for you, and pack for you, and tell you to point your boobs at the tree. It’s hard work. Be

This line:

That and they find similar looking people and claim they’re the repeated actors. Like the government couldn’t just hire different people? Nope that makes sense to them. They highlight the most generic looking brunette woman and claim it’s the same person at each event. It’s obviously not but I guess if you’re trying

I think it’s also important to note that it often comes hand in hand with a tribalism. It’s a false flag because no one who believes what I believe could do what that person did.

I (unfortunately) know a lot of people who think Sandy Hook and Aurora were false flag attacks by Obama to take away their guns. They do not seem to notice or care that Obama did not take away their guns after either attack.

Because Alex Jones, Trump’s number one news source, says it in a very loud and intimidating way.

You have to distinguish the early reasons from the later reasons.