You think the NEA will survive Trump? Optimist.

This Trump photo op is a great way of distracting people from the actual horrors that are occuring.

I was calling Richard Sherman a Nazi-wannabe hipster pondscum. “Ooooh. Look at me and my cute haircut. I call it a ‘fashy.’ Ain’t I so clever and edgy?!”

Of the two? I like this one better. He clearly knows how to laugh.

This is true, but still, that dude probably murdered a ton of folks. Takes the glimmer away a little.

Well, good to see the GOP has ditched their fiscal discipline bullshit. Trump didn’t even have to get inaugurated. That has to be some kind of record.

Yeah the fact that she was on Tinder a couple months after her husband died and that my fucking husband was on fucking Tinder at all... They were both fucked up. They bonded over the fucked up. He ultimately told her he was married and she wanted to be with him anyways. I felt sympathy for her until she kept going…

I’m with you. There’s no there there with him. There never was. Neither of them.

Here’s how you know that 2016 truly is just a monstorous, terrible year, on every level...this Jolie/Pitt split had the makings of a frothy gossip diversion, quite sad for the children, of course, but at least a little titillating and fun, too, in a schadenfreudish way. Like if the affair with Cotillard had turned out…

Ugh, that’d be gross though if he brings up her sex life as a reason she’s an unfit mother.

“We need to protect our clients and their minor children, so let’s release our email correspondence to the public.”

For real! Fame whores, both of them. Their relationship started off ugly and I’m not the least surprised it’s ending ugly. I do think Jolie is far and away the better PR manipulator. Brad doesn’t have a chance against her.

Can I just be really superficial and say I can’t put my finger on what exactly it is about him, but I just find Brad Pitt very unattractive. I was never crazy about him when he was younger, but I could see why others might be. And it’s not like he looks really old now either, he’s aged pretty well and heck many men…

THIS is the kind of petty drama I was hoping for with a Brangelina divorce.

So how long do we think it’ll be before this apocalyptic dumbfuck gets us into a completely avoidable conflict entirely due to his own towering incompetence.

I think that this distilled idea of American exceptionalism doesn’t leave room for concessions or diplomacy or any option in which “we” are not the outright winner.

Hope your unlimited right to bear arms helps you in a nuclear war, shortsighted dumb shits.

This is why you don’t want a “he says the shit no one will say” leader. It’s called diplomacy you fucking rednecks. I HATE THE STUPID PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY SO MUCH.

“Many people will be amazed by how ‘business-minded’ the new U.S. leader is, and how he is as ignorant as a child in terms of foreign policy.”