Banyon. Bormann. Borgir. Brassiere. Brazil. Basil. Basic. Bassoon. Bemoan. Betroth. Bertrand.... 

Well, his conflicts of interest certainly give them a hold over him. He doesn’t dare rebel—they’ll tell him who to nominate to the court, what policies to promulgate, who to praise, who to slime—they’ll pretty much script his “presidency” for him down to the last detail, with Pence hanging over his head the whole…

But if he has a stroke, we’ll have Pence as President. Ungh, double ungood.

I have a feeling that the GOP would like to dump Trump sooner rather than later. And really, how long can he go without breaking laws that will lead to impeachment? His unwillingness to distance himself or his own family from his many conflict-of-interest business dealings is going to be a world of trouble in and of…

He looks terrified. Maybe somewhere in that dim primitive little brain there’s one tiny vestigial little mote of sanity telling him, Big boy, you’re so far up your own ass you may never climb back out again.

yeah, I think he is just now realizing what exactly he is in for.

Maybe there’s something about that giant portrait of himself that he used his “charity” money to buy. Like the Picture of Dorian Gray. Except it’s not working. Sad!

I don’t think “Charlie” is a literal single person, but I think you’re absolutely right.

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Think Bibi spends too much on hair care? Trump’s upkeep team is going to need their own wing in the White House just to keep the man from falling apart during his presidency.

It’s the polonium.

The look of a man who’s never had to work hard realizing he just got elected to a position that requires a metric fuck-ton of work.

Your pupils are important. Take care of them. Do not look at the orange man.

Yugely ungood. The worst.

I’ll take your word for it. I avoid looking at him like I avoid looking directly at the sun. I care about my pupils.

My best friends have posited a theory. When you get elected president, one of the first things that happens is you get a visit from “Charlie,” this deep undercover operative who has ALL the horrible news about what’s really going on. “Charlie” takes the POTUS-elect into a little room and tells POTUS all the horrible…

It’s not you. He’s gross.

Is it me or is his pumpkin face starting to collapse? He looks like he’s aged a decade in the past week. And on Donald Trump, that look is bigly ungood.

I give you Surgeon General Harold Bornstein.

I know it’s nit-picky (that’s not the word I want, but I’m exhausted), but I really think you’re right about the Melania thing. I also think he can replace her because he’s like Henry VIII and believes he can do anything he wants to do. Now that he’s “won” the game (which is all he wanted, I believe), he’s going to…