STOP IT! If you say their name three times they appear!

Way harsh Tai

To my complete and utter shame I also noticed this and also realized that Knox was the missing child. T_T

Wow! Write a book about your life, please? I would totally buy it.

Your knowledge frightens me.

Sorry, obv a fake. If they had gone with Bat-boy, I would have been more disposed to believe it.

Literally puking

Shiloh is the name of the dog in a Neil Diamond song.

Thoughts on Maddox, from one who’s been there.

Google tells me that Shiloh was a battle fought in Hardin County, Tennessee in the April of 1862.

I agree. He’s not just a teen. He’s 15. That’s the worst of being a teen. It’s hard on everyone.

I didn’t even know there was a missing one.

And apparently Knox is Team I’ve Had Enough of All of You

BUT WHAT ABOUT KNOX

Why not? Shouldn’t fashion designers have solved this problem by now?

plot twist: Taylor is Jennifer’s surrogate.

LOL I was like, “did they spell Jennifer Aniston wrong?”

this hideous cultural document

This woman has internal organs!!! Preggers???

The Jolie-Pitt children are picking sides! Pax and Shiloh are Team Brad, and the other ones—Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Vivienne—are Team Angie.