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I dearly love when Mary Matalin laconically refers to him as “old serpent head.”

I love him like waaaaaay too much

I took a class in college that was taught by Carville, and met on his front porch. I can assure you, from experience, that the busted glasses are much more representative of who he is than the normal ones. He’s a brilliant curmudgeon, in all of the very best ways.

A national treasure; the man could go on TV wearing super-glued on binoculars and be more effective than any other talking head in the studio.

I enjoyed him commenting so much after the third debate when Cheeto Benito claimed that he wouldn’t accept the outcome of the election. With his old-guy face and Southern accent and world-weary yet humorous demeanour, he just cheered me right up. I wish I could reproduce for everyone his extremely pointed and

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

Thank you for this. Thought I was the only one noticing that Carville and Giuliani both show up on tv looking like the camera just caught them old-man fighting each other.

I read an editorial piece in our local paper from some white, English dude on “why I would vote for trump I feel I were American”. The whole piece was basically acknowledging how shite trump is, while grudgingly admitting Hilary is better qualified, but that he would vote for trump because Clinton “isn’t warm”.

Melania: “Please help me. I am hostage 10 years and husband just sold me to Putin in exchange for thumb drive containing 12,000 boring emails. And I’m freezing my bony ass off in this dress. You have extra pashmina?”

Film nosferatu looks way more empathetic than irl nosferatu.

You know, many people are saying he’s recoiling from the sight of the cross. Actually recoiling from the cross! I wasn’t there, but I can say, there are a lot of crosses, and nosferatus recoil.

I haven’t read the email, but in the Wikileaks emails some people on her staff (including a Catholic spokeswoman to put this into some context) said something bad about Catholics as a group, but I imagine it was more in a political sense.

I’d like to know what conversation is happening here.

U win the comment section

Giuliani: Real-life Nosferatu (y / n)?

also, weirdly, he was charged with felony incest, which doesn’t sound like what this was. This was serial rape and child abuse. This isn’t a dude and his sister who decided to fuck. I could be totally ignorant of all the legal intricacies of this charge, but it really sounds like a mischaracterization of the crime

She probably saves the word “monster” for liberals, muslims, and people of color.