Not this one. Dumbshit.

I think the message here is that CFA sandwiches are not typically hot nor fresh.

Or move next door to a CFA and make a better sandwich.

Precisely. I can almost guaranty that the bean-counters at CFA are perfectly okay with this. A sale is a sale. I’m sure there’s plenty of people behind the scenes (including Franchisees) who can’t wait for Dan Cathy to die, and it has nothing to do with having a principled stand on LBTQ+ issues. Adding Sunday will…

For when you want to support a homophobic franchise but feel subversive about it, or just because it’s Sunday.

Since its in Des Moines maybe you just can’t see the eagle painted on the roof.

Sadly, a clean fox body shell is worth $10k these days. If it’s actually rust free this is a good price, spend a bit returning it to stock and sell for $25k.

I was an EMT in my 20s. I wish I could sue people who don’t wear their seatbelts for emotional damage, from rolling up on too many TC’s where I had to literally scoop up brains and bone fragments. Unfortunately I can’t sue them because they’re dead.

Saying the quality is so high it could be factory doesn’t really say much when it’s a 90's Dodge.

According to Pontiac, wider is better

According to the seller, you don’t get a title with this vehicle, you get a Girth Certificate.  

The act of using it for coitus is called “inoculation sex”.

Just call it Girth Brooks and be done with it.

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

The terrorists won.

You are forgetting that people in rural communities depend on STOL aircraft, and the operators can’t afford to update their aircraft to Turboprop. All the best STOL aircraft are older designs like the DC3...

As noted on other articles, race gas has been left off the list of continuing leaded gas users. Every local circle track and drag strip around here will happily sell you varieties of Sunoco leaded for cars needing octane > 105. 

I used to have a smart fortwo, and one day while I was getting gas, somebody came up to me--as I was pumping gas--and asked me if it was electric.

That was what they did at the 3rd security checkpoint I got to when I was in Turkey, and you respected the lines, unlike our often indifferent agents they were stone cold serious, they weren’t mean, they were just focused and on task.