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I visited Pompeii in 2018. It was awesome. I met some workers there that only spoke Italian, and wanted to talk to them about the guy who had been recently found with a boulder on his head. So I opened up the google translator app and started having a conversation with them. The translation app worked really

If I recall, Dude was SHOCKINGLY from St. Joe originally. Worked at either Triumph or Altec.  I’m just up the road from you in Savannah

You’re supposed to yield when merging, asshole!

I still think they should call any upcoming EV sedan from Chevy the ChEVelle, then make the Buick version an Electra.

Because nothing says “I’m completely innocent and have done nothing wrong” like a demand of immunity.

Jones maintains that he isn’t responsible for the harm inflicted on the Sandy Hook parents because, he claims, the conspiracy theory didn’t originate with him.

How can anyone’s face be that bloated and red. He must just be constantly having heart attacks, only stays alive out of spite.

It’s an Air Force plane. They can turn off the transponder and ADS-B if they really wanted to, or felt threatened. But in public airspace, it’s polite to tell other planes where you are so TCAS and ATC can help other planes avoid you.

At the schoolyard, the scuttlebutt was that Jalopnik wanted to make one page, but the Bean Counters (or Management) stepped in and forced them to make it a 22 page slideshow, instead.

I love it when concept interiors are utterly distracting and make it near impossible to even imagine what the actual interior might look like.

Also, all the police departments with heavy military vehicles they don’t need and never use except to wave their dicks around any time there’s a protest. (Yes, I know they get them for free; they still have to be maintained.)

I’ve never really seen the utility of a switch like that, but I also got rid of all my audio alerts years ago in favor of vibrate-only so I’m probably not the target audience. My Android phone goes into Do Not Disturb automatically on a time schedule and that paired with the still-present volume buttons seem to handle

i dont blame THEM.

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There’s no logical argument against complete legalization. Bill Hicks broke down the differences between marijuana and alcohol over thirty years ago.

that shit doesnt apply in public. 

What about finance rate holdback? You qualify for 1.9% but they tell you you were approved for 2.4% and they keep the 0.5%.

I agree he sucks but the other option was a fascist dictator.

This is not Venezuela. The president does not have control of oil pricing.  Blaming big oil IS the correct take.

Do you think he has a dial or something in the Oval Office that he uses to turn gas prices up or down? And do you think he decided to just crank it to 11? Do you want the President to be in control of the prices of goods? That’s communism, you know.