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She’s accomplishing this via her bartering skills just as much as sugar daddys are accomplishing getting companionship with their personalities.

But all of these transactions will be NFTs. Those former minivan owners are gonna be blockchain millionaires.

This is on par with the “I retired at 30 by cutting a Starbucks habit” articles.

“Uber is paying me to give people free rides” is a very good argument that their drivers are, in fact, employees and not “contractors.”

I’m more confused why there’s so many uses of the term white woman in the article, why is that a significant point to emphasize?

 I have a feeling that people who only brush the teeth once per day probably don’t bother to do it right too

Sure, there are no innocent people in prison today based on loosely drawn connections (sketch artist drew a person that looks vaguely like you and you happened to drive by the crime scene in a car that matches the generic black hatchback description they gave) I have nothing to hide either, but they don’t need full

If you have power to the mirror already, like a garage door opener or auto dimming mirror, there are adapters that plug in between the factory plug and mirror to give a USB port.

Call it what it is: late stage capitalism.

Cities I don’t even stop to buy gas in for 500, Whoever Replaced Alex.

Honestly I think it’s just pure stupidity. Some people really don’t know how to drive larger vehicles (or any vehicles) well. Scary that it’s so easy to get a license and rent these things 

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i’ll just post the latest obligitory 11'8"+8" video in case someone does not know the pleasure of seeing people do foolish things with high clearance vehicles. :D

You’re telling me those thigns are exactly 10' tall and we haven’t hooked a basketball hoop to the back of them yet?!  It’s 20fucking21.

Say what you want but at least he won’t be hit with the really annoying “cleaning fee” charge

Now that we are seeing successful vaccinations for COVID, perhaps we can start working on a cure for stupid.

I wonder if they’d be shocked to learn that normal car companies sometimes turn a profit through their financing arms/partnerships instead of simply selling cars. And wait until they discover licensing IP. 

Probably several to choose from for sale in Costa Rica. Just stick a Sienna badge on it and you’ll breeze thru customs.

Can you say “made for the internet”? There is no reason for anyone to film that, except for clicks. Mission accomplished. Thanks to Jalopnik, they’ve made enough to pay for the urn.

If I were those guys and some dude was just standing there filming us struggling, I’d ask him to get off his ass and push. 

Good thing nobody tried to stop them, they probably would have gotten shot.