Almost as stupid as mis-using “you’re” and “your”

Lol 460hp for $35k. That power used to cost $200k

It’s okay. Even stupid dogs are Good Dogs.

This is truly a good dog. In the world of skateboarding dogs, there are a lot of fucking posers out there, including this jerk from Butler.

Pshhh... I’m holding out for triple digit gearbox.

I’m talking less about options and equipment and more about material look, feel, and fitment. Ford isn’t as bad as Chevy but it’s no luxury marque in that regard.

I bought a 4-cylinder ‘99 S-10 a couple of weeks ago. It’s still trying to get to 60.

Cop: Now I’m gonna let you off with a warning here since it’s your first time.

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

I’m assuming that’s a typo and you meant the guy sitting next to her?

Read the ball out of the pitchers hand better than anyone on the Mets this year

That probably should have only been a double, but once the baking soda came into play, there was an extra base.

“You’re selling custom Mylar balloons of your original character Blonic the Hedgehog when Disney comes knocking on your door with a cease and desist. What are your rights?”

It should be enforced exactly as much as blocking the left lane, but of course is enforced more. Passing on the right isn’t great.

Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

Actually most states (~32) require it. The idea of having the unique legal identifier for a vehicle visible from both ends makes a lot of sense to me.

Cars only being sold through dealerships and not directly from the manufacturer.

The original had character, the new one is basic as fuck. It’s like somebody putting a Camry front end on your Saab.

Yeah, but you only realize that increase in value if you sell the house. Until then, it’s just a bigger bill.