Doing this through a system scientifically designed to prevent locking up any of the brakes is definitely my minimum daily requirement of irony...

Look, though this all seems sudden, there is an internal logic to all these disruptions. I’m sure that whatever changes are being made, this will result in a strong foundation to take the Chiefs into the next dec-

That fan just got cured of cancer.

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.

Mock him all you want, but and Official MLB Rawlings baseball hit off the bat of Jhoulys Chacin will fetch $4 on ebay. Of course an unused Official MLB Rawlings baseball will get you $6. But still.

He’s selling a used car that hasn’t been built yet.

Does that count as a successful two-point conversion?

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

I don’t know how you can possibly remedy something you already fucked up sufficiently to be rated the best.

pro tip: if you want me to rate your product or service highly...DO NOT ASK ME TO GIVE YOU A HIGH RATING. I’m going to be super critical of anything if you solicit high marks. I know its not directly related but it sure seems to happen more and more with these and other similar surveys.

“Michigan is as recognized academically”

I have terrible depth-perception and for a hot minute, there, the GIF of our NASCAR Spiderman looked like he was a giant human sitting on the surface of the track.

This is impressive, I usually tense up anytime I finally get near third base.

I used to play third base, but I never quite mastered the slowing-down-time thing.

“He bought three at MSRP and was the happiest guy I ever sold to”

Two owner. Clean planefax.

I might feel more strongly about this if the seat went back further than 5 degrees. But I’m just as uncomfortable as 85 degrees as I am at 90, so I leave it up.

Are you really all that surprised that a school founded on a tobacco fortune would try to practice slavery?

You and your friends were The Golden Girls?

Speaking of college physics, there’s a nice college exercise where the student has to plot a graph of acceleration as a function of velocity at a constant power. You get a curve of the form a=k/v: acceleration is the inverse of velocity (times some constant). You’ll notice this asymptotes towards infinity at zero…