Other than a test drive or picking up your car after finalizing the deal, there is no reason to visit a dealership. Every outcome from visiting is detrimental to the customer. In no case are you going to get a better deal by showing up there.

“I was a parent of two and involved with the father of my children, but we weren’t in a relationship or anything.”

Don’t use lean meat.

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

The first photo with Trump was clearly taken before the event had begun. You can see people who aren’t smiling and posing properly. The person behind the President is looking down at his feet. Clearly, the entire team hasn’t arrived for the ceremony yet. In the second picture, you have a lot of hangers-on jumping into…

These goths seem way cooler than the ones at my high school.

Yeah, but the Tahoe is the one I would buy. I mean, I don’t want a track focused off roader. I want a faster, more powerful truck to haul family/boat/ass in that order. There is certainly room in this world for both types of buyers:

It’s the worst.

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

I also work for a very large corporation. I think some tend to forget that a corporation does not have any feelings, but that it is made up of actual human beings who do. Just like any other group of people, people at the leadership level of the corporation I work for seem to have various levels of caring for our…

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

That’s a play by Tennessee Williaks, if I remember correctly.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

D.B. Pooper

No I spent all my money on forza DLC

Yesh. I think the car taking the video would have stopped in time. He would have been pissed about it, because he got cut off, but he would have stopped in time.

I prefer to dispose of my ssds terminator style: In a pit of molten metal at the local refinery, or, if I’m feeling fancy, at the nearest convenient active volcano. 

This is the first time I’ve ever heard of this person.