Lame. There’s no way to tell how fast it’s really going because nobody even knows what a kilometer is.

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

“The Nissan Rogue Sport is like a Rogue but smaller, closer to the original Rogue, because the newer Rogue got bigger.”

Involuntary ballslaughter.

Ford Musktang.

I can think of close to 6 million reasons one would prefer coaching the 49ers to coaching an NCAA Div-2 team.

The problem is new cars now say:
“Scheduled Maintenance: replace oil every 15,000 miles. Replace coolant every 5 years. All other fluids are lifetime fluids and do not need replacement”

Following scheduled maintenance on most cars is a death sentence.

Man, Waldo is getting really fucking lazy these days.

Interesting article, but I disagree with #3. Just because people eat at their desk doesn’t mean they are working. I know many, including myself who prefer to eat at their desk, while they watch YouTube or play games or work on personal projects. That doesn’t represent a cultural issue. A great team is represented by…

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Janitor = Custodian Engineer

Joseph Schwab, a 36-year-old union glazier

The same Chiefs that are responsible for 2 of the Raiders’ 3 losses somehow aren’t a threat?

on the other hand, the most overated power output is any civic with a “cold” air intake and an exhaust. the “gentleman’s agreement” here is that in combination these add 50+ horsepowers

Ya gotta wonder, if it wasn’t for the bodycam...?

Since the contract defines ‘operable’ legally he should be entirely in the clear.

I actually think they both acted criminally, but he’s the bigger asshole.

The force used was completely unnecessary, but a reaction was not unwarranted.

But you know what, he didn’t, and she made a choice too. Everyone in this scenario is an idiot. What should I fuck myself with?