What it means is your variable-rate student loan payments will be going up, so you shouldn’t be making said car purchase.

Damn. Can we get a rule instated that for as long as a player is being evaluated for injury that resulted from an illegal hit, the player responsible must remain out as well?

The word “hero” is tossed around a lot these days...

15 years ago this is a good football play, can’t even try to kill people on the field anymore SMDH

I’ll be that asshole. Maybe you should call a fair catch?

Am I the only one who doesn’t go to the bedroom until I’m tired?

“Falcons lose on go-ahead TD” is my 2016 NFL Moment Of The Year

“ it’d be like moving a van by bouncing basketballs off the dashboard from the inside. It just doesn’t jive with physics as we understand it.”

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?

Heaven forfend anyone be reminded of a safe and legal medical procedure or have the idea of it become so normal and commonplace that people don’t shame and kill each other over it; you poor thing, I hope you weren’t overcome by the vapors and be forced to your fainting couch.

…And now I can’t unsee cock n’balls when I see the wheels…

I recommended your post because you said you hate fondant and who cares how it looks when it’s being consumed? Icing > fondant in all edible respects. “Give me real icing, or give me death” - Patrick Henry

Round-top cakes are a feature, not a bug. You stabilize the cake by adding even more frosting between layers!

I flip the cake out upside down onto a cooling rack and leave it for a few minutes before flipping it back over. This usually ‘fixes’ most of the bump in the middle of the cake.

About as many burnouts as a Hellcat can do on its factory tires.

But so much of the fun of cutting off the rounded top is so I can eat it. Thus I get to have my decorated cake later AND stuff my face with warm cake now.

You shut your whorish mouth!

Pop the hood, bet you’ll find a few of these:

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.