Seriously, do yourself a favor and go read the reviews. You’ll thank me later.

Why is this a book? is it just two sentences?

Someone please send him a copy of this book....

You could have been keeled!

“Oh, shit! There’s an Idiot on the Field...Wait, is that his cell phone number? Let’s call it!

16 years old, aspiring towards a career in sales, with a lifelong dream of running across an NFL field mid-game.

+1 get off my lawn.

I am gonna expose myself to the ridicule and scorn of the Internet on this one, but come the fuck on, Dad. Your kid jumped onto the field at a professional sporting event, subjecting himself to injury, arrest, or worse. I know you want to be his friend, but you aren’t. You are his dad. He wrote his phone number on his…

Wait, the punishment is not being allowed *in* Levi’s Stadium? You sure you heard him right?

“He made a move,” then you have a completion. He starts to make a move, but then it’s out

She’s in the Delta quadrant where the aliens left her and a bunch other random people the abducted.

I’m guessing he probably didn’t go to school there.

No thanks.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

So they cut out a useless middleman. Sounds like good business to me.

Hawk here!

Glad to see I’m not the only Hawk and Jalop fan! 3 of my daily stops on the interweb

He knows as much about where they play as Sargent and Marchman know about good BBQ.

I always stay in the right lane while I’m not passing. If I am in the left lane and passing some cars and someone else is behind me in the left lane going faster than me and I can’t get over to the right lane because there are other cars in the way, I speed up until I can complete passing the cars in the right lane…

When you get mad at me for passing you on the right, remember that passing on the right should never be possible.