The Glenamazon leads. And to you, they’re gold. And you don’t get them.

You forgot to include a picture!

“reached 19.8 MPH on his way to the wall.”

“Better school”? The Wolverines are a top 5 program, have a coach with strong NFL ties, play in the biggest stadium in the country and have a huge nationwide fanbase. Michigan is also respected academically, unlike Alabama and Clemson. What’s “better than Michigan” mean to you? UCLA or something? I’m confused as you…

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

Not many people need a car better then a nissan versa also it is all want

What she should have said was “Go to Missouri.” Which is funny, because her team just came from there.

Ummmmm, what the fuck kind of seats are those? You may as well sit in the parking lot.

Maybe you could make more money playing baseball if you didn’t suck at playing baseball.

This is as good a time as any to remind the new Univision overlords that Tim Burke deserves a raise.

Most people couldn’t RUN a 6:01 mile.

I have the same gait when I have to poop.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

Everything I know about Armenia, I learned from my freshman year college roommate and his friends. I assume Karapetyan’s body broke down after going more than five minutes without a cigarette.

Post game photo.

I’m not ashamed to admit that was my first thought, driver fault be damned. I’m more excited to see a boxy old Benz convertible than another cliche Ferrari.

Oh no!

if you need this article to know how to get by, you’re a fucking amateur.