Those prices are insane.

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

Many lawyers are pedantic dicks.

It would be nice to opt-in, instead of opting out.

I work at a Subaru dealer, in sales now but used to be in service. We once had a guy call and ask if we could check out a WRX he was thinking of buying private party, which was not a problem. Guy comes in, with the owner of the vehicle, and its clearly a regular Impreza with a WRX hood- Flat black with 2 Monster…

As the Sales Manager of a Ford showroom, I can attest to the value of shooting straight and honest when selling a car. I have no time to make up bullshit stories, and I have even less time to listen to bullshit from customers either buying or trading a car. Just be honest, give them every reason to buy your car, and…

transplant spotted. No one from here gives a shit about tacos.

Some say he is currently eating large quantities of pudding out of his helmet.

Actually its not half bad since they just started doing cheap car challenges.

No one watched it because the first season flopped. Which is shame, because subsequent seasons were fairly good.

I’d like to see them test some car myths. Could you imaging the trio tackling car myths Mythbusters style?

Star in a reasonably priced car, but instead call it Celebrity in a Celebrity. Make them take laps in a clapped out Chevy Celebrity.

Man, it sure would be nice if you could buy direct from the factory at that factory pricing, rather than having to negotiate a higher price from a middle man who really ends up doing nothing for you other than trying to sell you rust proofing and paint protection packages.

Like something FOX execs would slit their wrists over?

I was in high school in the mid 80’s I had a Charger that ran low 13’s had no AC no creature comforts and got gallons to the mile not miles to the gallon. Outside of a few purpose built cars that weren’t driven every day I had one of the quicker cars in school. Now I can buy family sedans (that have options I couldnt…

Now that would make a neat, but disgusting, Subaru commercial.

That’s another good point. I loved my 280Z because I could put the pedal through the floor and go to redline every shift and still not have to worry about cops because oh look that 70 year old man in a Buick just passed me.

Goddamn. 0.2 second 0-60 time.

Our lawyer blew my mind when he said: The intent is never to make divorce easier. It’s both partners pledging to care for each other even during the worst case scenario.

When I first met my wife in person (we met online), marriage was largely a foregone conclusion. I moved in with her on the second date, essentially, and we’ve been together for 17 years. Now, at the time, I had no idea, but as we neared the wedding (4 years later) I had gained a much larger appreciation for her…