I can’t thank you enough for that comment. After today, it means more than I could ever say.

As someone who is a detailer at a car dealer, FUCK YOU, if you come in to buy a car right before closing.

Patrick - thanks for keeping the content coming today. I think your readers understand that the issues facing the GM sites right now are complex and challenging, but I wanted you to know that your effort has been obvious and it shows an incredible level of professionalism and respect for your audience.

I simply tell people I can’t afford it. I don’t care really about saving Grace or anything though. If I can’t afford it or I don’t want to spend money on the even I simply say so. My friends know that about me. One shouldn’t care what other people thing about status quo participation

Still better than Frozen

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!

LOL, not if you’re a baller like me. I drink entire kegs in a single chug, bitch.

I facepalm everytime I hear these suggestions to put wet things on me to cool down. I live in the northeast. It’s like 90 percent humidity at night, often 80+ degrees at the same time. I’ll probably just be hot and wet and it will take forever for anything to actually dry out.

Miata and $50,000 worth of upgrades, or Hellcat and $25,000 worth of tires? I wouldn’t say “no” to either.

Clearly the answer is Miata and $50,000 worth of upgrades.

Going to get a lot of unique visitors for this grandma creampie video, all of whom will leave, in a huff, & very, very disappointed.

“just a half-sack shy of the NFL record”. So a full sack above the actual record, then?

This deal is enough to make me forget about the millions of child-slave Chinese who make it possible.

This deal is enough to make me forget about the millions of child-slave Chinese who make it possible.

Test drives. From my perspective, that’s ALL the value that a dealership brings to the table, and it's worth $50-100 to me. Other than that, the only differentiator among dealerships is price. So, if I test drive vehicle X, and decide to buy vehicle X, the dealership where I test drove it gets an extra $100 in credit…

Everybody all together now: This is why the dealership model is terrible.

Thank you. This is precisely how I feel about GSAW. Everything about its release is fishy and I don’t want to participate in it. The manuscript has been around for a very long time. If Harper Lee had wanted it published, she would have done it by now.

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This commercial is a girl basically saying she doesn’t understand how car insurance works. “I pay on time!” Yes, you are required to. That doesn’t make you special. “Tapping that other car was ‘no big deal’”. That isn’t your call to make. “Why are you punishing me by raising my rate?” The electric company isn’t…

Which brings me to my biggest driver pet peeve: mirror adjustment. Next time you’re on the road, look at the drivers in front of you. You will be able to see the eyes or face of very, very few of them...meaning that their mirrors are a total afterthought, not properly adjusted and never, ever used.