I had a Motiv for a while.  Stopped working when I forgot to take it off when scuba diving once.  Anyway, only thing I really got out of wearing that black ring on my right hand was a few couples approaching my wife and I at bars and asking if we were in the lifestyle.

Stopped in a gas station the other day and got a Coke for $1.59.  They were on sale at 3 for $4.  The cashier was not having it that I wouldn’t take advantage of the deal.  I only needed one Coke, not 3.

I guess she flew on her own private jet and used a private airport then.

How else am I supposed to get that inheritance?

I already to pay plenty for my own healthcare.  The problem is any sort of single payer system is going to be funded through taxes levied against the middle class.  So I’ll be paying for everyone else’s healthcare as well.  The poor can’t pay for it.  Which is fine.  I get it.  But the rich control the government so…

And this is why I still pirate everything.

Coulda just crawled along the floor.

I bet their carry guns with them everywhere too.  And hate the brown people.

Of course they are for it. More paying customers equals more revenue for doctors.

She would just ask to speak with the epidemic’s manager.

uBlock is your friend.

Because the people we continually elect don’t force them to pay a living wage.

Every time I order from Door Dash I tip the order amount. I had a relatively large Chili’s order the other day at $80 and I tipped that much. The delivery driver came back to my house crying after seeing the tip to thank me. She said she hardly gets even small tips.

Karen is already preparing to claim that any future vaccination for this virus causes autism.

Delta is going to become my new best friend as I’ll be flying to ATL every week for about a year starting in March.  I usually prefer American but I can’t get to ATL nonstop on American.

It’s relatively easy to avoid fees at most banks. Direct deposit, which pretty much most people with a job can use, waives fees at most banks. Even on accounts with no minimum balance. And if you’re paying overdraft fees then you have bigger problems with your finances than the overdraft fee.

Just load up planes full of the stuff and fly it up there and release it. Make the Climate Great Again! - Trump

I had a more important basketball game to watch so I missed the debate.  Was there anything said about the all important topic of student loan relief?  My wife and I with a combined $140k in loans are very interested.

I’d rather watch Paw Patrol for 2 hours.

Anyone who buys a car, especially a super car, to just let it sit and not be driven can eat a pile of dicks.