I should edit my post (if I still can) because after I posted I realized that I actually have the Leviton switches and not the Lutron for exactly that reason. The wired “remote” switches for the 3-way installations.

The fact that he wasn’t smart enough to just let go of the hose explains why he is working at a car wash in the first place. Probably wants $15/hr too.

Lutron WiFi switches are cheaper and just as awesome. I’ve gone almost completely Hue in my house. It hasn’t been cheap as I live in a Midwestern McMansion. But there are a few lights that I couldn’t replace with Hue. Such as the LED chandeliers from Vonn Lighting that I have. So I’ve installed Lutron WiFi switches to…

I would, but by the time a delivery made it from the centralized receiving area, across campus to my office building, and subsequently delivered by the building mail service, I’ll already have retired.

This may work up to a certain point. But if you’re already in the 6-figure range I doubt this will work to get it even higher. If one of my direct reports tried this I’d think less of them honestly. I already pay them extremely fair salaries in the low-100ks. And I do so because they are good at what they do and…

No no no. The actual lineman will still only make about $50k for the year. The rest is going into the pockets of the company owner.

That belly fat is fucking hard to get rid of, no matter the amount of cardio you do. I had a sleeve gastrectomy and have lost over 100lbs. But I can’t get rid of all of that belly fat. And excess skin. It just doesn’t go away naturally. I’m working on insurance to cover a tummy tuck now as medically necessary to…

I’m going to program mine to leave sarcastic hot take trolling comments on Gizmodo et al articles.

I’ve owned 3 foxbodies in the past. Two were convertibles, one a hatch. I’m in the process of possibly getting a 92 hatch with only 60k miles on it and a stock 5.0. Almost seems too good to be true. That’s why I’m having a mechanic extremely thoroughly check it out tomorrow. Fingers are crossed.

How about letting my 18 year old daughter have a sub-account? She’s a full time college student living at home and still entirely supported by me. Amazon only allows one linked adult account and my dad is already on that (for his Kindle I bought him, plus whatever books he wants, the gift that keeps on giving). I’d…

Holy shit, I’m moving to Florida. That is stupid cheap child support. I’m currently stuck paying just shy of 40% of my salary for 3 children.

I prefer to go full on stupid during the time while pumping gas. I rub a balloon on my head to build up as much static as I can, enter and exit the vehicle repeatedly, smoke a cigarette or two, use my cell phone, and spill as much fuel on the ground as possible. Anything to avoid watching and listening to the…

I’ve been using it for about a year and a half. I’ve earned a little over $100 on that time. I had a stint of about 3 months without a single survey though. Then they just started coming acknowledge again.

I’ve tried numerous times getting into scotch. I just don’t like it. Can’t aquire the taste. And that makes it very difficult with the circles I run in for work. It’s largely a bunch of wealthy middle aged white men (typical pharmaceutical executive basically) and all they drink is scotch. And try to one-up each other…

So am I a bad parent for taking my kids to back to back world series at Kauffman stadium? And flying them out to New York for game 5 in 2015? I guess I am and my kids are future Trumps. Or maybe you’re just a tad jealous because you don’t have the means.

That would be the only time such a comment would be justified. And that thought had crossed my mind.

What’s with the vitriol? I’m assuming that you are assuming that his comment was meant to be sexist in some way. However, just because you may be in a living situation where such a comment would in fact be sexist doesn’t mean that everyone has that same situation. For example, I earn a very comfortable, albeit not…

Came to make the same comment.

WTF? That’s called the parking.

The downside is you’re still buying a Hyundai.