Joke’s on them. I never check voicemail.

Did you know if you took the bottom row of counties in Iowa and made them part of Missouri it would improve the collective IQs of both states?

Who else used to make their own Plinko game with their Lite Brite? Anyone? Crickets? I guess I was just a sad lonely child.

My wife’s 2017 GMC Acadia Denali doesn’t require the key to come out of your pocket (or purse in her case). There is a slot in the center compartment for sliding the fob into it but that is only in the event that it completely loses connection with the vehicle. It’ll reestablish connection and allow you to start the…

What you’re concentrating on though is not the point of the article. I agree with you. There needs to be regulation. But the company should not play the role of regulator and police. That is not their job and it is dangerous precedent.

You don’t have to do any of those things with a car. It may not be legal, but you can still operate the car without it. I totally understand the point of registration and licensing of drones. But there isn’t a single car that I, or anyone else so far, is aware of that is disabled with a software update if you don’t…

Wait, you’re telling me that not everyone gets that tingly feeling when eating fruits? I’m being serious. I’ve had it as long as I can remember and just figured it was what fruits did. I’m going to have to start asking others if they feel it. Now I feel like a freak.

What I never get about this whole thing is where do these people think trans people were going to the bathroom before all of this became a big concern? They’ve been doing their business in the restroom of their choice since time’s immortal.

As is flat earth idiots weren’t bad enough, now we’re going to have doughnut earth people.

As a transplant to Missouri, yes. The cities are fine. But wander not too far from the city and it’s backwards country.

Please just don’t use human DNA from Missouri or Arkansas.

True. But that’s still no where near what is happening with these drones.

I can do all that with a car too and yet my car isn’t utterly crippled if I don’t register with the manufacturer.

Don’t know what kind of car you own but every car I’ve ever seen will start and run just fine without a license or insurance.

Never been to the infield for NASCAR but have a bunch of times for ARCA when I was younger. My mother was a photographer and reporter for a racing newspaper and took me to ARCA races all the time. I would find a safe spot in the corners to watch the racing. When I’d wander around the garage area/pits/trailers I’d…

I worked in asphalt paving during college. We did things like this all the time. Often we were working in small towns just adding a 2" overlay to the existing street. This involves very little prep work. So we would roll in one morning and do the job and leave. Occasionally we couldn’t track down an owner of a…

You forgot to mention that people are forced to apply. Oh wait, that isn’t the case? Argument invalid then.

My friends and I used to do something similar back in high school. One of us would claim we’d had sex and the others would vaguely remember what it was like. Oh the good ol’ days.

More articles like this please. I enjoy a good read instead of a crappy rehash of a reddit post.