joehawkeye
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joehawkeye

Viruses don’t tend to live long outside of a host though. Bacteria thrive almost anywhere.

Tray tables. Ugh, yuck.

I almost want to see some research on swabbing the common areas to see how much bacteria there is festering there. But then again, I don’t really want to see it.

If I had the money I’d buy several of these and park them in the most remote locations available throughout the country just so that poor fucker in the truck has to drive out there to fill it up.

ED and higher get one where I work. And all sales reps too.

So you’re the asshole who sits through 30 seconds of a light that is only green for 45 seconds because you have to finish that one last text and didn’t notice the light turn green.

Can’t do it either. Because of hip issues, my leg just won’t turn that way comfortably.

For a glorified fast food worker that is a lot.

This thing will not do well here. It looks ready for the mall parking lot. But body on frame truck based platform means it won’t ride like the minivan the hip moms are trying to get away from.

You missed the obvious answer here my friend. It’s not about a V8 powered Viper. It’s about a V10 powered Dart. Or hell, a V10 powered Grand Caravan. I’d probably even drive a minivan and admit it if it had a V10 Viper engine in it.

Fucking brilliant.

You forgot the part where you add alcohol. Maybe some coconut rum cream instead?

Wait, Raspbian has a GUI? What’s the purpose?

Let Gary Johnson debate. Even if you’re a die hard Clinton or Trump supporter you should still be calling for Johnson to be allowed to debate. Why? Your candidate will look that much better if they can perform better than two opponents rather than just one.

Take that nonsense out of here bro. The Jesus is the reason why things go right for you. And when you fuck up? Well, current logic says it’s not your fault and in fact you’re just a victim.

Just like some pay hard earned money (why?) to watch Kaepernick play and he does stupid shit disrespecting the National Anthem as well.

I have a feeling none of those people were the first to traverse the polls and we’ll never truly know who it was because those who did it had no idea they did it and cared not to record it because it was likely a few thousand years before people cared about such things.

I don’t see the need for an incident to be involved. Just driving the car can knock the alignment out. Sure it typically takes thousands of miles for a typical car to get out of alignment. But a typical car isn’t driving is an oval at 200mph for 500 miles with only a few stops.

Need to block blue light? Then original BluBlockers is all that you need. Added benefit, you look pimp.

I don’t know if it’s just me, but I’d say realize that the interviewer is likely nervous as well. Despite interviewing hundreds of people over the years, I still suck at it and dread having to do it. In hind sight though I probably intimidate the fuck out of interviewees because of the massive amounts of notes I