You know what they say about men that have to buy large shoes...

I’m still holding out hope for a planet with oceans of beer. Hey, it’s just as plausible.

So for those of us who have never once looked at the GUI is there a reason to bother updating? CLI looks wonderful to me the way it is.

Your first error is the conversion from km^2 to m^2. It’s actually 38 trillion m^2.

This is interesting. I know nothing about jumping out of a perfectly good airplane so please enlighten me. Why would one jumper have to cut the main and land with the reserve in this situation?

Plot twist: It’s not his shoe.

What? This wasn’t done in one take? Pssh, amateur.

This comment just made me realize that Trump is kind of the Americanized version of Rob Ford.

Viruses don’t tend to live long outside of a host though. Bacteria thrive almost anywhere.

Tray tables. Ugh, yuck.

I almost want to see some research on swabbing the common areas to see how much bacteria there is festering there. But then again, I don’t really want to see it.

Same constant freeze problems on the Roku 4.

So is this going to crash and freeze as much as my Roku 4 does? Also, why the hell still no DTS support? I hate having to reencode manually every movie I download because my computer can’t handle transcoding it on the fly.

I had a nice big office with a door for years. I kept it shut and cussed up a motherfucking storm constantly. About 6 months ago everyone lost their offices for an open concept (which I despise). I figured I’d have to clean up my language since I’d be surrounded by people who could hear me. In reality, my fucking…

If I had the money I’d buy several of these and park them in the most remote locations available throughout the country just so that poor fucker in the truck has to drive out there to fill it up.

ED and higher get one where I work. And all sales reps too.

Good, glad they don’t want protected. Guess they can stop cashing those welfare checks then so I can pay less taxes to support their lazy asses.

So you’re the asshole who sits through 30 seconds of a light that is only green for 45 seconds because you have to finish that one last text and didn’t notice the light turn green.

Can’t do it either. Because of hip issues, my leg just won’t turn that way comfortably.

That’s the plan.