Haribo gummies are crap. All of them. Go Albanese or go home.

K-Mart brand Dave Grohl was there to encourage him.

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

100% of the fish die after being released.

“You gonna fu*k that thing or what?” - Jim McElwain

I’d say that when we hit the point where numerous McDonalds outlets started reporting fans practically mobbing the location because they didn’t have enough of the meme sauce mentioned on the show, things passed from a few isolated weirdos to something the fanbase as a whole has to own.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

From last week:

This is how legends are made.

Eat a baguette of dicks.

Made from top quality horse labia

Off-topic, but I really, really enjoy how fantastically out of place Popovich looks in the photo up top.

As a former VW owner:

This is an Awesome Show.

Judge is totally out of line and grandstanding. Make a ruling and move along. Strong cleaned up trash at Texas and it looks like he’ll have to do the same at USF. Brown left him nothing at UT and amazingly a school with all that money and notoriety couldn’t find a competent QB.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Longhorn on Longhorn violence

that they're not bigger or claw-ier?