Anybody have any idea when “It” is coming to a streaming service? Googling is a challenge...

You ate a whole fucking reporter?!

That’s gotta be Tim Heidecker, right?

Oh yeah? Try beach tennis.

Plunk it.

You’re conflating lizards with reptiles. Lizards are squamates; birds are archosaurs, all of those are reptiles (Sauropsida) in a cladistic sense, along with other extant and extinct lineages. Look at the cladogram on the iflscience link you posted: there are multiple branches between lizards and birds.

Uhh... Which scientists want to see birds classified as lizards?

I don’t know, seemed like a couple of burfictly legal plays to me.

The guy that inbounded the pass looks like this guy who used to play in NBA a long time ago. Vince Carter or something like that.

RRRRRRRRRRRIP!

Nope. That lyric (and sample) is from Ultramagnetic MC’s 1989 song “Give the drummer some.” De la Soul’s “Ego-trippin’ (part two)“ is an homage to “Ego-trippin’” a 1986 song by Ultramagnetic.