Mmm bad take 

Counterpoint: touch the cars. You won’t hurt ‘em. They will be fine. Get your grubby mitts all over them. Someone can just wipe the prints off later. No harm done.

He really should have duct taped that WD-40 down...

With what, a stick?

Hell of a ticket. I doubt he’ll be able to dodge this in court.

Pricey, but everyone take note: this is how you do it, especially when you’re a safety oriented company (and not just marketed as one).

Ripoff McStolenidea

Here are my 2 tips:

Because “I have an M5" sounds cooler than “I have an M550i xDrive” and sometimes that’s all that matters in this segment.

Now you can be LITERALLY underwater on your FCA-mobile’s loan!

Failure to secure a load? Odd, that’s how I wound up with twins.

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

The hero we need.

At least he made a splash while he was around.

That guy’s career is definitely all washed up.

30 seconds between post and edit and TWO snarky responses, and it’s not even 9am.

Okay we get it.

It’s not dirty.... its ruggedly textured for better grip.

FYI - that report and this article are SELL signals.

I doubt that engine issue is anything complicated. This is a fuckload of 90's beach party for $2500. NP