man,your crazy but,I like that logic ;)

But how many Eurobeats Per Minute?

To be fair, I thought Bimmer owners typically needed the dealer to do that labor intensive work and they’ll wait for the change wiper blades light to come on anyway.

I’ve been doing this backwards.

I think the configuring tool is broken. When it calculates the price, it keeps adding in liability coverage for $1,000,000.

This is the kind of Investigative Journalism that I come here for.

For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take

Heat? Pathetic. Camera?? DOOR SEALS???

“If you crawl through hell, keep crawling” - Winston Churchill Gordon Murray and Peter Stevens

I seem to recall London bridges are always falling down.

Sorry, but I can’t trust anyone who doesn’t reset their Trip. You have to wonder what else have they neglected? CP

Welcome to the show Bugatti - my 7.3 IDI Diesel engine has been 1000lbs since 1988. Cast iron, non of that sissy aluminum.

Uhh, you know that doesn’t show what you claimed right? The US spends less than 22% of its budget on the military and that percentage is shrinking (not because we cut military spending, but because medicare spending is growing so fast)

See? *THIS* is why I’m not buying my dream GT350 right now: They’re just gonna keep replacing it with a slightly better one each couple of years.

Yup. That’s the reason. Totally the only reason I don’t own a GT350.

A car ain’t shit until you take its picture with an airplane.

I was on the fence until I saw the fully operational rear hatch. The skill and difficulty involved in fabricating all of that makes in Nice Price.

Is your wife single? This may be a little presumptuous but would she be willing to pick me up for our first date?

My wife drives one of these. I am under no illusions that it is worth 30 grand. But since she wants to drive a manual SUV, we will probably never sell it so who cares? It is an awesome ride for a Jalop woman who needs to cart around two kids and a huge dog, and refuses to drive an automatic.

But is there really?

There’s a huge difference between “Jeep wave” and “desperately trying to flag someone down because my Jeep broke down again”.