There is so much want in this article. Those photos had me barking RUF RUF !!

why don’t we include some genuine cold-hard analysis in our editorials?

Same with the E46, E39, and E38. Especially the interiors which were nearly identical. But they had such good ergonomics and were not fussy that it didn’t matter!

I see nothing wrong with this.

I’m not sure how many times I have to restate this for people to understand, but all BMWs come with turn signals, and their owners use them at all appropriate times. They just flash in a color that peasants can’t perceive.

Due to a glitch in the universe, replacing the heater core in a ‘99 Expedition will cause it to spawn about 30 extra screws. Theoretically, this glitch could be exploited to generate infinite screws and violate conservation of mass.

Mercedes-Benz, The Best or NOXing.

“Time to Macan the donuts!”

Would you like all of my new car reviews to explicitly state: “But you should just buy a 1995 Jeep Cherokee for $600 instead”?

...Because I figured that was implied.

2012 Honda Civic.

What’s wrong with a little body roll anyway? This is 2018, we need to stop body roll shaming. Good job little Citroën, you be you!

Oil change?

-Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
-Because it’s a little meteor!

Thanks, great guide. Winter tires are an absolute must. People who have never had them insist they arent necessary. DO NOT BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE. I’m partial to sottozeroes. I would argue tires are more important than whether your car is AWD or not. Posted this in the “cars in snow” thread but even with pure RWD and…

I knew the moon was a bad idea

Well, they don’t mix purely, so it could have blown pure water in.... not sure if that’s enough to hydrolock it. Enough to kill the pump though.,

Skip all the hassle and buy my fox body:

The moment I knew that the whole Brooklyn-lumberjack “look” for young men was just for show was the morning I was nine months pregnant and digging out my car because I was frenzied about getting to Ikea for one minor item before the baby came. A guy who looked like a 100% lumberjack Vermonter asked me for help getting…

You don’t have to lie, this is a safe space, we know it was code brown.