Don’t pedal your own ideas and lose your grip on what’s important here.

That clutch animation is quite engaging.

Patrick George: “I expect his first article Tuesday.”

Traction control is the mongoose to the Viper. Or the Viper to the mongoose. Either way it’s bad. I don’t know animals.

Having owned a BMW 1M, AMG C63 and AMG CLA45, I’ll take an AMG any day. BMW’s have become as sterile as a mule whereas AMG’s still make you giggle in a “oh shit, I almost died” kind of way.

Backlick for a dollar? That’s a good deal.

Those who can’t do, teach!

Commented on Jalopnik that I keep driving in the snow on all-season tires.

As a clean-concerned person, I see this vinyl liner and I’m like, “damn, I could wipe that down and destroy ALL THE GERMS AND DIRTS.”

Build date 4/20/2016

I now regret my CP vote, your words have swayed me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Hey kids! Are you sick and tired of listening to mom and dad bitch about politics? Good news! In this leviathan of a car, you can sit in the back seats and not hear them! No, not those back seats silly...the back seats! That’s right, in the Caprice Wagon there’s enough space for you to stay well and clear of the folks…

It’s like, how much more perfect could this sound? And the answer is none, none more perfect.

Who would expect Nippybus to leave customers out in the cold?

I would have crank walked right out of there.

Seems like the sun set on that transmission.

BangShift notes.

Yooouu spin me right round baby right round like a record baby round round rooound rouuuund

Awesome, a Rogue for the badass actuaries.

See? Not always good to break the glass ceiling.