wake up sheeple

Pit Bosses

Weird. As I compare the histories of the Bucks and the Lakers, it looks for all the world like the Bucks already don’t have a chance against the Lakers, even though the draft exists. How’s that?

Drew last week I invented a new drinking game in which I took a shot every time you said “like” on the Deadcast. I played for about 10 minutes, but then I died. I am dead. I am typing this from hell where I am still hungover from drinking every time you said “like” on the Deadcast.

Racial profiling is terrible. Like, people look at me and just assume that I love mayonnaise when, in reality, I only kinda like it.

Actually, isn’t that Elizabeth Warren?

Meanwhile, in Paris

The White Walkers

Yeah Freelee. Raw Till 4 is what I call your DAD.

It’s dunking and it’s not close. I have been playing pick-up basketball since I was 16. The courts I play at are mostly black guys. I have seen plenty of white dudes come through and shoot about as well from distance in pick-up as Curry does in an NBA game. They get some appreciation, but it’s not like people haven’t…

I guess that’s like Look Alive.

Frankly, this is refreshing when you consider that the normal course of action for a superior in dealing with the misdeeds of friars is to simply cover them up.

“It’s like burning your house doooowwwnnn with your air conditionnnniiiinngggg!”

Whitlock: You know, I really think you could be the missing ingredient that brings this whole damn thing together.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.

Oh boy.

But what if she tries to go into the men’s restroom?

Holy crap, Wayne Gretzky Hockey on N64 was so, so fun.