Wasn't he also basically Torturer-in-Chief for the Lannister forces at Harrenhal for a while in the books? Vargo Hoat, anyone?

I need someone to go to Asshai by the Shadow. I've been thinking Jorah on his greyscale quest, but if we're talking about expanding beyond the main story, that works too.

Benjonmin Buttsnow.

Isn't he not doing this one?

I don't know why you said T, his middle name is John.

I'm assuming there are lesser branches of all of these houses. There's probably a Kevan Lannister analogue in every family.

Isn't there a theory that he's actually a merman under his robes? He'd be able to swim real fast.

Does the King need to legitimize a bastard, or can a liege lord do it? Because if it's the second one, Sansa should've done it to John before all the speechifying.

I wonder what the hell Melisandre is going to get up to in the south.

Such hideous artwork.

Saw Conan for the first time last summer when I was nerding out with a couple of old friends for a long weekend and found myself way too stoned for the Magic: The Gathering game going on on the other side of the room and decided to hit Netflix. The score really knocked me on my ass. I've found myself looking it up on…

I'm assuming he probably couldn't be talked into the East coast, right? Ugh. Chicago wasn't exactly close, but California's three times as far.

Still blissfully uncynical about this new Star Wars deluge. This is great and makes me happy.

I was just worrying that they wouldn't have enough runway to resolve the whole White Walker thing in a satisfying way if they're only doing one more season. I guess this is a good sign.

Do we know whether this Wrath of Khan is the new remastered director's cut or the regular one from the old blu-ray set?

I've been finding it impossible to finish anything lately; I'm 30-60% through half a dozen books right now. I did just pick up Gabriel Blackwell's Madeleine E. after reading the review for it that was posted here a couple weeks ago, and I'm finding it impossible to put down. Thanks for busting me out of a slump, AV…

Remind me again, where exactly was Varys's last spot in the books? He'd just returned to King's Landing and killed . . . Kevan Lannister? Pycelle? It's been a while.

"SERPENTINE, YOU LITTLE DICKHEAD!"
-verbatim quote from me

No, I meant this one:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Happy with my state's pick of the Hound, though I'd have picked Bronn if anyone had asked me.