Did anyone consider the plight of the StrideMothers after the Kinjapocalypse?

I'll miss you least of all, GJI!

No kidding. I'm sitting in a lecture on leadership, yet here I am on my laptop waiting for the world to end.

Well, it's been fun.

That would be Return Of The Living Dead Part 2. A childhood favorite.

Heard stories/rumors back when it came out that it started out as an original film, but got morphed into a remake during development by the studio.

Speaking of Thanos, Josh Brolin cheated on Diane Lane. We need to save some of our outrage for when Infinity War comes out!

This REALLY should have been the final comment on this site before the Kinjapocalypse.

Even the terms "micro-evolution" and "macro-evolution" were made up by creationists. It's all just evolution, but they refuse to admit it when they see it so they make up new words for it.

It could be worse. I lived in Illinois all my life, all across the state including Chicago. Now I live in Mississippi. Uggggghhh.

Except the Illinois tax is also on artificially sweetened, and in some cases unsweetened, beverages. It makes no sense.

Wilcox is the name of the AV Club's copy editor.

It was like Transformers! But with cars that turned into other cars!
Edit: Oh, and that R2D2 who turned into a Segway!

Your penis doesn't shrink. However, your balls shrivel up to the size of Trump's brain.

Really? Huh, I need to see if I still have it. I might have sent it to my friend's son as a birthday present a few years ago, so at least someone will be happy.

They did, but refused to advertise it. It was a secret.

If the movie's a hit, my copy of Uncanny X-Men 201 is going to go through the roof!

Where are the photos of Greg Grunberg?!? You know that's what we're waiting for, LucasFilm!!!

Does it actually count as a reference when you feel the need to tell everyone what it is?

Hell, 90% of GJI posts come off as "Hey, check out my friend's YouTube account, please! He needs the clicks!"