First bid is always $100. Second bid is the judgement amount, put forth by a lawyer for the bank. Nice dream though.

Black women vote more than anybody in this country.

why is this headline in Spanish? This is Dutch league and a Dutch/Moroccan player.

I thought Carnival was months ago. What are they celebrating?

I CTRL+F’d the letter L. Then selected every team with an L in it. You’re welcome.

When people ordered Shirley Temples from me I gave them Sprite with Fruit Punch, also from the fountain, making it pink. No way I’m walking all the way to the bar for the Grenadine and anyone ordering a Shirley Temple is too stupid to know what Grenadine tastes like.

When people ordered Shirley Temples from me I gave them Sprite with Fruit Punch, also from the fountain, making it pink. No way I’m walking all the way to the bar for the Grenadine and anyone ordering a Shirley Temple is too stupid to know what Grenadine tastes like.

When people ordered Shirley Temples from me I gave them Sprite with Fruit Punch, also from the fountain, making it pink. No way I’m walking all the way to the bar for the Grenadine and anyone ordering a Shirley Temple is too stupid to know what Grenadine tastes like.

(referring to the e-cigarette) I tried one of those once, it felt too much like sucking a robot’s dick.

The most amazing part is there is a kid sitting down on the floor by the coach, “on the bench.” So he is somehow worse than the kid who only stands still.

moron doesn’t even have relish and onions on that dog.

idk i thought it was well-acted

it’s beer that’s been artificially apple-flavored. pass.

got rid of my iphone in favor of a burner 18 months ago, as a result my directional ability increased like 10 fold.

i like chimay red, but give orval the slightest of edges

4,240lbs ? is this gay man a hippopotamus, by chance?

now you’re catching on

haha, says the burrito is a sandwich guy.

meat inside bread eaten with hands. sandwich.

yes, that item you described would also be a sandwich.