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So...this will be the coverage of the Royals in total?

Damn bro that’s kinda harsh. I was merely trying to more better my sentence. What’s the problem?

Of course, wasn’t Pete announcing the ALDS? Or was that Harold Reynolds?

They actually made the final decision because it wasn’t interference. The rule you quoted covers a ‘play’ - like a pitch, or maybe a throw to the plate to retire a runner trying to score. This was ‘relaxed’ play, so there’s nothing to interfere with. (Not to mention, in non-rulebook terms, that’s considered a “fuck

I know Deadspin’s MO is to be contrarian, but how about putting what Bautista did in the context of his season-long circus act?

Don’t apologize! I hold Deadspin commenters to a more higher standard than those other schmucks, so when I see it as ‘here here’ it bugs me too. I’d expect that on Kotaku or Io9 (NERDS!) but not here. That’s some good correctin’ right there punchyabuns!

*hear fucking hear Andrew.

Your fantasy is surprisingly easy to realize, change where you live or where you work.

Tom Ley is notorious for being one of the worst bloggers on deadspin tbf.

Fuck that flip. Jose is all indignant cuz the umps enforce a rule correctly and fans of his team were raining garbage onto the field?

One more confirmation that you're one of the biggest dicks on the internet.

Haha he said “wastebins”

**Tiny babies with soft skulls don’t belong at crowded, chaotic ballgames.

California Fans violently attack/murder people. Vancouver had a riot when the lost the Stanley Cup. And worst yet, Buffalo Bills fans are simply allow to exist.

When are Toronto fans going to learn that phaneuf is phaneuf?

For example, Rule 8.01(c): “Each umpire has authority to rule on any point not specifically covered in these rules.”

A good call is a good call, devastating or not.

Two things. One, there’s someone named Odor? Lol. Two, if the catcher can’t throw the ball back to the pitcher, why is that the umps fault? Oh, baseball. So unwatchable yet so hilarious.

That is the weirdest 15 minutes of baseball I’ve seen since that tiger ate the shortstop in that Naked Gun documentary.