Weeee Daddy has 4,000 MLB plate appearances and you’re laughing at an injury to a toddler Weeeeeeeeeeee

No — concussions are only serious for adults. Children’s brains are indestructible.

thats funny

Dude, the Royals didn’t flagrantly flip a bat, and they don’t play their home games in Queens County.

To be paid for mocking injuries of toddlers? Extremely shitty.

To be clear, this is the same website that mocks ESPN for glorifying NFL hits to the head?

“It’s not clear whether or not Atwood’s girlfriend was in on his latest prank, even though I pretended to know in the headline; otherwise, I wouldn’t have anything to post as a Jezebel employee”

Ever hear Pete Wheeler speak? The dude makes Daniel Murphy seem like Albert Einstein

Agreed. Marie obviously needs to stop.

A more higher standard? FUCK YOU AND YOUR REDUNDANCY

That’s extremely offensive.

Wow is right. There’s literally no way to successfully defend your original post.

We’re getting to the same conclusion. But the reason why the stock market is legal is because it is intentionally (and arbitrarily) not classified as gambling.

Then he’s doing a shitty job of making his point.

It doesn’t! Except E-Trade is legal, and online poker/sports betting...........

Wrong — tell that to poker players and sports handicappers.

I’ll take the Fanduel actor’s despicable face over a CHEVY SILVERADO BUILT FOR PEOPLE BELOW THE MASON DIXON LINE any day of the fucking week

Hooray! Let’s celebrate the enforcement of a terrible law, just because I hate certain commercials!!!

Now all you have to do is prove the batter interfered.

If this happened in America, there would be long-form articles on this website shaming the city that threw beers onto the field.