joebryant
Just Cars for Joe Bryant
joebryant

Your new name is McGalaxy, for the amount of stars you should possess.

I thought that was the motto at Jezebel.

You lost me at “Explain to Donald Trump”.

Lamborghini is keeping that arm for now. She knows what she did.

Can you reduce that to either 140 characters or, preferably, to a 3-second scroll on Fox News? Because that’s the only way Donald Trump will ever digest your very relevant information.

Congratulations, Mr. NO, on COTD! My award to you is a Lamborghini as soon as she finds her right arm.

But a WALL is sooooooo pretty.

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

It’s a ford. Thing was probably broken more than it was running anyways.

Breaking. Probably often.

Trees only exists to be transformed in beautiful clean wood charcoal briquettes so you can cook yourself a well done steak and eat it with ketchup, as God intended.

KIA and Hyundai (including Genesis) copied german designs

Two things:

Exactly. GM hasn’t made a profit on them in 16 years, this sale had very little to do with Brexit.

It’s either or damnit. EITHER. OR.

Yeah, everything I hear about Enzo makes him seem like a crusty old asshole.

as long as you don’t crash into an innocent group of bystanders and record the video in portrait.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant”