So I need to get my nationwide fleet of Taco Trucks out by next year.

This is one of those things that you know is coming and no matter what you do to prepare yourself it is still a shock when it happens and still hurts all of the same.

Our old buddy Doug DeMuro can help us solve this dilemma, the soundtrack starts around 1:58.

I cannot help you with the raise, or offroad wheels. But here is the wing on it’s ass:

It does have a rather attractive “Wagon Queen Family Truckster” vibe to it, god I miss the eighties.

As you guys posted in an earlier article it looks like a Malibu, you cannot go wrong with a sleeper like that.

I can find a couple (pre-owned) up here in the Midland, Saginaw, Bay City area. But those are internet listings so I don’t know what kind of shape they are in or if they are even available.

I too was a teenager in the eighties and yes I was into V8 muscle (and a certain turbo V6 Buick), but cars like the early Celica Supra had a futuristic muscular look that was too hot to be ignored:

Ya, it just left production but I am sure you could find a low mileage pre-owned one or even maybe a new one sitting on the lot.

Understandable “Long-Lumina APV” does make for a crap handle.

Chrysler introduced us to the minivan:

List of auto manufacturers I need to support (in order of affordability):

I have seen exactly one ad for the Chevy SS from GM. Yet somehow they managed to screw that up (watch the video):

Got a feeling that if the government forces automation on the citizens that the 2nd amendment might get used in one form or another.

You missed that Dominic Cooper also played a “minor” role as Tony Stark’s dad in movies like Captain America The First Avenger, etc.

Yeh, already miss the old 24 Hours logo:

“Every family has its idiots. Even our own Jalopnik family.”

“Especially if someone is interested in just browsing and looking at the vehicles without being bothered by salesmen?”

I realize that this is setting the bar way low, but when you compare the Saturn product to comparable GM product at the time they were actually quite good.

I concur.