Jesus, the article proved me wrong and you are still not happy!?!

Shit we are all going to die from that 100% fatal incurable sexually transmitted disease called life so you might as well die happy. 

It wasn’t according to just me. But to make sure, I went back and checked my sources and found that my information did require some updating.

I know that is the crux of the situation. The Challenger has two doors but you can’t honestly call it a family car, the Charger on the other hand (like the Chevelle, Cutlass, LeMans (i.e. GTO), Fairlane, Torino, etc.) is a family car but there is those extra doors.

Nobody let Torch know that Cars 2 uber villain Sir Miles Axelrod has been born:

“Why a minor “off” on what looks like a forgiving runout surface should result in a fire is another question.”

That’s EXACTLY what a modern Challenger Charger is.

Well there is the Charger........................

They say Hell is on Earth, well they weren’t lying:

Well actually it’s a two door Mercedes Benz W211 E Class which was released to the public in 2002.

They (and the Challenger too) are Pony Cars which were designed to compete with the Mustang which was designed to be a small compact sporty car that later received muscular V8's.

Problem is that the Challenger is a Pony Car not a Muscle Car.

Well there was that year or two when it was a Volkswagen.

Well if you don’t live in the U.S. (or have the right connections) Mercedes Benz will happily sell you one of these for $550,000:

Whatever, I am just sick of listening to all of this shit.

Nope you need to understand that I am sick and fed with the constant pissing matches between our two parties and their supporters.

It is going to be downright embarrassing when Toyota starts losing to LMP2 cars. 

Between the newspapers, the TV news, Hollywood, Facebook, Twitter and just about every page in this blog, I have a pretty good idea.

I have an idea for that:

Because this one was funnier.