I have a feeling this will be one of those cases future engineers learn about in class.

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Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Fuck that’s stressful to watch. Lot’s changed since my day, when we did normal kid stuff, like passing around keyboard cleaner or chlamydia.

Talk about a “What have you done for me lately?” mentality?

Quadrant wins were invented this year to make an already ridiculous process more ridiculous. They have 14 losses. No team with 14 losses should sniff the tournament without winning their conference tournament. They went 8-10 in an underwhelming SEC. Every team in the discussion has good wins. To say Bama doesn’t have…

The funnest part of this shit is not the first round matchups but the ones they’re trying to engineer for the second round, and in that regard, Auburn vs. Auburn With a Lake is hee-larious. I tip my hat.

Good they don’t really deserve to be in anyway.

They always mentioned Ron Baker and Fred Van Fleet in tandem and their school didn’t have names on the jerseys and Van Fleet is not a common surname in the black community, you can see the confusion the NCAA broadcast caused?

It is a cool name but for his whole college career, I though he was Ron Baker!

Well, now I know “was credibly accused of rape” was not one of the reasons.

That seems pretty ridiculous given that pre-grain, everyone was living a subsistence lifestyle which is absolutely miserable. The infant mortality rate for hunter gatherers was 100 times greater than current US infant mortality rate and 30 times the current worldwide average. There was almost zero leisure time. This…

Guns don’t kill people, a cascading series of deterministic events beginning with the Big Bang kills people - American Heritage and Pride Physics Association.

Honestly - the scale of the problem is beyond what therapists could probably address one on one.

“Guns don’t kill people, your prefrontal cortex’s inability to stop ruminating kills people” —American Psychiatrists for Freedom Foundation

Interestingly, saying “Tom Brady’s son’s kiss” takes about 1 Tom Brady Son’s Kiss to say.

Everyone knew Sean was doomed when finished the press conference by saying, “I’ll clear these charges. No sweat.”  

lol this has to be faake....

Your kid is 15 and not allowed to use social media? No wonder he’s rebelling.