Hearing voices? That’s actually moans from the hobo you’re blowing. Enjoy Arbys

Seems he’s doing okafor a 35 year old.

Yeah but that free two day shipping with Amazon Prime.......

What is going on with the injuries in the NBA right now?

Can it, nerd.

It is weekly, just probably forgot to list it each time.

Phil’s commitment to the triangle is unrelenting.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

I can’t believe the judges held his use of Coldplay in such contempt that they gave him less points than those dudes that spent their whole performance wiping out.

Are you implying that Hollywood, D.C. and Wall Street have some sort of “iron triangle” over our quotidian, pointless existences, and that organized sports, overlapping seamlessly from one season to the next is simply there to fill in the gaps when consumerism and/or knitting/pet worshipping fails? Blasphemer!

It’s a reference to this meme, a guy who thought he was way cooler than he actually was

That dong is long but not very wide. Sho’ touch the bottom, but won’t touch the side.

Tell me how the Cleveland Cavaliers are the embodiment of Proust’s concept of memory.

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I cannot STAND the way the sports commentating community reveres, deifies, and worships athletes as holier-than-thou examples of not only human physical ability (which is true!) but also as examples of human purity and virtue. Same with actors, musicians, or really anyone with any semblance of fame. They’re normally…

We were SO PISSED when they made that announcement. I hope I remember that next time so I don’t subject myself to another three hours of that awfulness.

Yes, there was way too much talking. You don’t have to explain everything to me.

There was no need for that first half hour. I was really annoyed and kept switching back and forth with other shows hoping for them to start the dam program but it just kept going. And the constant talking during the ceremony just seems to talk down to the audience, like we can’t pick up the themes unless they…

#8 Give up Blood Sports