“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

Now that’s some tape Rex Ryan will actually study.

drew magary intro on chopped

Phyllis from Mulga finally kills Paul Finebaum.

Usually true in marriage, as well.

There are people who are lost causes, certainly. But there are even more people who are eligible to vote and do not, and need something, or someone, to activate them.

I had a hard time liking Disaster Artist myself - it doesn’t know if it wants to be inspirational, funny or a dark character study. I couldn’t help but wonder why the movie exists, other than as an excuse for Franco to do a Tommy Wiseau impression. The book is super charming, however.

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

I’m having trouble getting past your hypothesis of “above average talent”

James Franco is a charming guy with above-average talent and decent ideas but man, he really needs to slow down and put a little more effort into his projects instead of just burning through as many as he possibly can.

THAT.

“BB-8, sorry to do this little buddy, but....well...your kind replaceable. You can calculate hyperspace jumps...that’s kinda your main purpose. So give us about 20 minutes, then hyperspace this piece of shit into that big-ass First Order ship. We’re gonna bounce and regroup later. Thanks, bud! I’ll make sure you get a…

It shouldn’t drive you nuts, and you shouldn’t be mad at yourself. As a lifetime SW fan myself, I can assure you: you aren’t the only one who thinks this way. The movie is not good.

I’m trying to put a cost figure on the “milking” scene, and why it was done in the first place.

“I don’t trust what’s reported by multiple media organizations that follow strict editorial and factchecking processes, but if some dude with a laptop and a bunch of $8 domains mad-libs some shit that doesn’t come close to passing the smell test and can be easily debunked but confirms my biases against blacks,…

There is one thing that doesn’t leave my mind, the conversation between Rey and Luke when he’s asking who she is and how she knows that place. She then starts saying she was there before, even after she goes to the dark place where you can see several copies of her in a line, the only thing i could think is…

I would envision it as she just dies, especially since she was knocked unconscious in space. Now I know Star Wars Space™ is different from real space...sound travels, gravity sometimes, ships can turn as if there’s air...but I still believe there’s no oxygen and it’s -454 degrees Fahrenheit. 

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; The courage to change the things I can, And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off. Amen.

It’s much more effective than the “serenity now” mantra.

The lesson here is to avoid your mom.