It’s a great stocking stuffer! It’s not living forever you want, it’s dying easily and painlessly. Fill out those advanced directives, people, the forms are available for free on the interwebs. They’ll walk you right through it. It’s not just a gift for you but for your loved ones, don’t make them decide if your…

I hope that Jalen has paid attention in his culinary/mba classes so he has a good chance of success with his post Alabama QB endeavor of a self titled Donut shop near campus. The ads write themselves after all.

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

Probably linemen, worried about having to get back up.

this website is fucking awful now. the constant bombardment of unwanted interstitial video, never ending pop up overlays trying to sign me up for newsletters, the constant plugs for other websites that i should read, why, because they’re on the same publishing platform? (seriously, why the fuck would ANYONE read an…

But I think there’s distinctions between types of hypocrisy.

why would they be carrying a gun on a desert hike? that is highly suspicious.

It’s a stretch, but why couldn’t a music nerd DJ on a college or maybe underground/indie radio station be playing a Velvet Underground record in the middle of the night in 1971 NYC? Or did they establish it was a pop station and I missed it?

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

WHERE ARE ALL THE REST OF THE SIGNS PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GO TO BARSTOOL FOR A SIGN ROUNDUP

“The fans would have paid for it,” he insists of a new stadium.

They don’t mind them protesting, they just don’t like the way they are protesting. Wait a minute...

If you don’t wanna get shut out, don’t play a shitty game, Mike Francesa! That’s what I say to my son, who is learning the fine art of being an alpha via pick up artistry. When you go into the club, you don’t game plan to lose, Mike! You game plan to score! Something you know nothing about, Mike, you geriatric, beta,…

Believe the victim! (unless the victim is telling you she isn’t a victim, then don’t trust her!)

Is there a reason why you think I did this on purpose? Like complain to kinja not me.

Hey. It’d be great if I didn’t have to scroll past 1,000 gifs. My phone is completely overloaded, and that amount of gifs was entirely unnecessary.

Highgarden is one of the major castles in Westeros. A few hundred men should be able to endure a protracted siege. It should have taken months to take the castle. The only reason the Rock fell was because Tyrion knew a secret entrance.

It was definitely an episode that worked more when you compare it to the first two episodes of the season than it did in the context of the show as a whole.

I didn’t get the impression that the sacking of the Reach was Cersei’s plan, rather Jaime’s (He said during his monologue to Olenna that he got the idea from his defeat to Robb Stark).

I won’t put a hat on the bed because I saw Drugstore Cowboy.