Kids ruin everything.

like human platters, if that makes sense.

Hard to believe the Panthers are undefeated at 3-1.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

After investigating the incident, the NFL fined the woman $25,000 for criticizing an official.

Another fun fact: Goo Jesus was Peter North’s original stage name.

“All I know is Drunk Driving and Gambling...and Rape.”

I can never hear “Come To My Window” without getting a 1000 yard stare.

This tube of Preparation H, you can put it in the butt... YES!

is this true, or is this afib?

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

For years I begged you guys to cover the Red Wings. Begged you. The magic of Datsyuk. The playoff streak. The back-from-3-0-that-wasn’t in 2011, featuring Filppula’s game 6 goal, my favorite as a fan including all the Cup winners. Now, here it is. All the Red Wings coverage I could ask for. “The Dynasty that Ate…

Sorry, no, first law of thermodynamics

The third worst crime he’s ever committed.

This may be insensitive, but Savage Garden?

Truly. Madly.

I feel like you’re burying the “Aaron Hernandez quoted Savage Garden in his suicide note” lede here.

I WAS ASKING WADE

whatever, nerd.

Hawk is retiring?