Counterpoint: It’s boring.

2 points.

lol communication.

Fuck Canada!!!!!

Like you said, you’re not American.

He’s going to rehab, not an insane asylum.

“We shoulda had more time.”

Coach: “Who owns Nickelodeon? I don’t know.”

Thunder GM: Hey Russ, I’m just calling to make sure you know the new Durant rules.

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

Genetics

Go to hell.

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

how many ray allen highlight videos have you watched?

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…