Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

No shit. Charging this poor guy $440 for bottle service is unconscionable. 

The most honorable of squeezes. 

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Also when in Stuttgart, be sure to go see Kraftwerk at Dancezentrum.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

“Double Bird?!?”

Cats hate everything though

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

RE: the photo at the top of the post.

My wife is a slut.

Asked how they felt about their coach’s dismissal, a team spokesperson said, “No woman, no cry.”

“I learned to read!”

I too refuse to play with lebron

Pai deserves a lot more than a simple crowbar to the shin. Upgrade to the Xfinity Comments Plus package to read more.

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

Who knew that a child could be good at A Children’s Card Game?

This male bonding is going to give Ramzan Kadyrov a boner. 

He’s butt.

You seem like someone who has good takes and is fun at parties. Please DM me your info so I can invite you to my next party.